a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

trillow:

this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u

bjerge:

there is a correct way to layer clothes and i’m sorry but disney channel that is not the correct way

perfectiero:

you know that one album that youve listened to so many times and youd defend it with your life and you can anticipate every single little note that comes after the other and you can sing along to every word and it just has a special place in your heart that no other album can fill