svvords:

i dont trust people who can look good with messy hair

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

unimpressed2chainz:

(calls police) hello, some bitch is still trying to talk to me about frozen

earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

image

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

trillow:

this is ur pilot speaking……..fuck u

bjerge:

there is a correct way to layer clothes and i’m sorry but disney channel that is not the correct way